What are the most contented birds in the world? See answer

Why is last year like a ball game? See answer

What is the difference between a poor man and a feather bed? See answer

What kind of ears does an engine have? See answer

Why did the little moron eat bullets? See answer

What is most useful when it is used up? See answer

Who is the man that always finds things dull? See answer

Can you prove that a piece of tablet paper is a lazy dog? See answer

Why is the letter D like a wedding ring? See answer

What does Truman have first that Roosevelt had last and Lincoln didn't have at all? See answer

What table has no legs? See answer

What is the difference between a rain cloud and a child who hurts himself? See answer

When is a bear most likely to enter your house? See answer

How does a sailor know there's a man in the moon? See answer

Why should a trolley passenger always carry a lunch? See answer

Where should a dressmaker build her house? See answer

Why is an island like the letter T? See answer

Why does the ocean get cranky? See answer

What nut is like a sneeze? See answer

How would you find a dog who was lost in the woods? See answer

What stays hot no matter how long it's kept in the refrigerator? See answer

What has twenty heads and still can't think? See answer

My first is almost all, so is my second, and also my whole. What word am I? See answer

In what language should the last chapter of a book be written? See answer

Why did the modest little moron go into the closet? See answer

What is the difference between a six-year-old girl and a postage stamp? See answer

Why is a calendar like a pudding? See answer

There is a girl in a candy store who is five feet two inches tall and wears a size 10 shoe; what does she weigh? See answer

What did the mother sardine say to her baby when they saw a submarine? See answer

What men shave twenty times a day? See answer

What was the first use for cowhide? See answer

What kind of tools would you use to make toad stools? See answer

A slender body, a tiny eye; no matter what happens, I never cry. Who am I? See answer

If you buy a quarter's worth of molasses, what do you want it for? See answer

When does an automobile go exactly as fast as a train? See answer

Why do boys have to go to school? See answer

My first syllable is a farm animal, my second is the end of it, and my whole is something girls wear; what am I? See answer

Why did the little moron carry a kitchen clock instead of a watch? See answer

When is a baby not a baby? See answer

What can letter B do to a narrow road? See answer

What is something that we can all swallow and it can also swallow us? See answer

What nut is a girl's name? See answer

What nut lives at the seashore? See answer

What nut is a sneeze? See answer

What nut is a large, strong box? See answer

What nut can you hang a picture on? See answer

Why is a music teacher necessarily a good teacher? See answer

When is a student hungriest? See answer

When is the school flag not a flag? See answer

When is a book page like a wheel? See answer

Why are fish well educated? See answer

What must all pupils pay to go to school? See answer

What is the difference between a person late for the train and a teacher at a girls' school? See answer